1
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Yeah, yeah.

2
00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:14,180
Nipsey, give me the usual.

3
00:00:14,247 --> 00:00:17,250
I just got finished schooling
some of these young punks

4
00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,552
in my ji-jitsu class.

5
00:00:19,652 --> 00:00:22,589
- You know, that's right.
- That's right, yeah.

6
00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,025
Dragon Fly.

7
00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:27,594
Can I get that Christmas bonus
you promised me, man?

8
00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:31,264
Silence. Silence!

9
00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:32,665
I got your money.

10
00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:36,703
But I ain't givin' it to you,
punk!

11
00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:41,441
As a matter of fact, Nipsey,
give everybody a drink on me

12
00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,843
except this punk, huh?

13
00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,179
Man, you gotta stay out
of the comic book, man.

14
00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:48,782
Comic book?
Comic book?

15
00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:58,625
Hey, come on, man,
you're breaking up my place.

16
00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,760
Get off of me, stickums.

17
00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:08,735
You understand?
It's on.

18
00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:11,037
Hai! Hai! Hai!

19
00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,881
Hai!

20
00:01:21,948 --> 00:01:24,484
Hai!

21
00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:29,489
Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai!
Hai! Hai!

22
00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:31,424
Hai! Hai!

23
00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:55,248
Hai! Hai! Hai!

24
00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,628
Hai!

25
00:02:41,694 --> 00:02:43,830
Hai! Hai!

26
00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:54,741
Come no, come on.

27
00:02:56,509 --> 00:03:00,046
Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai!

28
00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:33,746
Hai! Hai!

29
00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,142
You have a Merry Christmas,
Dragon Fly.

30
00:04:06,879 --> 00:04:09,749
And a Happy New Year
to you, too, pal.

31
00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:20,827
Yo, what's up?

32
00:04:22,662 --> 00:04:24,163
How y'all feel?

33
00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:30,169
Yo, what's up?

34
00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:36,242
How y'all feel?

35
00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:52,091
- 'So, Martin.'
- 'Yeah?'

36
00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:53,926
How're things down
at the TV station?

37
00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:56,296
It says Mrs. Rodriguez
is out of town.

38
00:04:56,362 --> 00:04:58,431
Oh, shoot, Tommy,
everything is fine.

39
00:04:58,498 --> 00:05:01,200
You know she got her niece,
uh, Maria running things.

40
00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,469
Oh, man,
she respects me for my talent.

41
00:05:03,536 --> 00:05:06,639
Why you think I got my own
Christmas special, ha? Ha?

42
00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:08,841
So, what you got playing, man?

43
00:05:08,941 --> 00:05:10,710
Well, I plan on doing
a family thing, Tommy.

44
00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:13,212
That's why I want y'all
down here, especially Gina.

45
00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,515
I appreciate y'all coming out
helping me with the decorations

46
00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:18,151
and all that,
but, uh, check this out.

47
00:05:18,217 --> 00:05:22,388
I'm thinking about giving Gina
her Christmas gift on the air.

48
00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:24,057
- Is that right?
- Yeah, yeah, check it.

49
00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,959
- Tell me what you think?
- Oh, my God.

50
00:05:27,026 --> 00:05:29,329
- Yeah, you like that?
- That is bad, man.

51
00:05:29,395 --> 00:05:30,897
- She's gonna love it.
- Yeah, yeah.

52
00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,398
That's what I thought,
I-I think she will.

53
00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,500
I think she will.

54
00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:36,636
We got your gifts wrapped.

55
00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:38,037
What y'all get for us?

56
00:05:38,137 --> 00:05:41,174
Pam, come on now,
I already have my gift.

57
00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,242
- I got my man, alright?
- Yeah.

58
00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,312
I really don't need that
diamond tennis bracelet

59
00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,481
that's on sale
at Tasha's jewelry store

60
00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:50,917
third window from the left,
I don't need it.

61
00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,318
You don't need it?

62
00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:53,586
Well then, baby,
you're gonna have

63
00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:55,088
a very Merry Christmas, baby.

64
00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,323
- Really? Ahh! For me, Martin?
- Yeah.

65
00:05:57,390 --> 00:06:00,093
Yeah, because I ain't
getting you that.

66
00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:03,429
You're not getting that,
you're not getting that at all.

67
00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:12,271
Ah, y'all, y'all ain't
gonna believe this.

68
00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,741
- I was jacked.
- What?

69
00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:20,380
What did they do?
Did they take the pacer?

70
00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:22,715
They jacked me for my clothes.

71
00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,921
I was just chilling
at the bus stop, right?

72
00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:31,257
A-and this kid, you know
he rolled up on me

73
00:06:31,357 --> 00:06:34,093
and like, "Take everything off"

74
00:06:34,193 --> 00:06:35,795
That's a really sad story, Cole.

75
00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,563
Yo, look, I'm sorry
to hear that, man

76
00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:39,532
I know they caught you with a
boot across your chest, man.

77
00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:41,134
But you alright, you alright.

78
00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,269
Look, y-you still coming down
the station a little later?

79
00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:45,138
No, no, man.
I-I'm still a little nervous.

80
00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,539
I'm still a little shaken up,
I'mma chill right here.

81
00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:48,141
- Y'all-y'all go ahead.
- Alright. Okay.

82
00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,910
Hey, Martin,
be careful out there, man.

83
00:06:50,977 --> 00:06:53,079
It's real out there.

84
00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:54,814
Okay, well, uh,
you gonna miss a good show.

85
00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,582
My Christmas show
gonna be the bomb, man.

86
00:06:56,649 --> 00:06:59,585
I'mma, yeah, I'mma have dancing
poetry, what, um..

87
00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:01,387
Shoot I got even
BeBe and CeCe Winans

88
00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:02,755
they-they-they thinking about
stopping by

89
00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:04,157
doing a little something some,
yeah.

90
00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,925
- BeBe and CeCe gonna be there?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

91
00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:07,293
BeBe and CeCe gonna be there.

92
00:07:07,393 --> 00:07:10,496
Maybe I will check out
your wack little show.

93
00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:13,733
Rudolph, please.

94
00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,835
You just mad
because they won't let you play

95
00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,737
in any reindeer game.

96
00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:24,177
Five, four, three, two..

97
00:07:30,516 --> 00:07:33,486
Well, well. Thank you,
thank you very much.

98
00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,188
Happy holidays to everyone.

99
00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:39,025
And welcome to a very special
Word On The Street Christmas.

100
00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,461
I'm your beloved host
Martin Payne.

101
00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:46,933
Y'all know me,
y'all know me.

102
00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:49,035
And joining me is my guest host

103
00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,804
give it up for my fiance
Gina Waters.

104
00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:58,144
Hello, Merry Christmas!
Seasons Greetings!

105
00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,546
- Happy Kwanzaa! Feliz Navidad!
- Yeah, yeah.

106
00:08:02,181 --> 00:08:03,983
Before we can start out,
I wanna introduce some friends

107
00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:06,686
in the audience, uh, the brother
with the Christmas ornament head

108
00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:09,555
is my boy Tommy,
give it up for Tommy.

109
00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:17,497
And sitting next to him,
I'm sure you all know Blitzen.

110
00:08:17,563 --> 00:08:19,632
Give it up for Blitzen!

111
00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:22,902
- That's right, that's right.
- What's up?

112
00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:25,571
To start the show, we're gonna
go back to the motherland

113
00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:28,407
for a very special moment,
Kwanzaa moment

114
00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,244
with the Bookers,
give it up for the Bookers.

115
00:08:36,749 --> 00:08:40,720
Greetings, the first principle
of Kwanzaa is Umoja

116
00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,188
which means unity.

117
00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:44,390
In this you should
strive for unity

118
00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:47,093
in your nation,
your community

119
00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,662
and especially your family.

120
00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,397
Family,
well, if you believed that

121
00:08:51,497 --> 00:08:54,767
you wouldn't have stayed out
gallivanting all night long.

122
00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,202
You don't bring that up on TV--

123
00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,370
Where else I will bring it up?

124
00:08:57,436 --> 00:08:58,938
This a better time than ever..

125
00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,573
Wait, wait, wait, guys,
this is Christmas

126
00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:02,742
this is Kwanzaa!
Respect the holiday!

127
00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:07,413
Come on, man,
what are y'all, y'all on TV.

128
00:09:07,513 --> 00:09:10,116
Look, look, please,
sit-sit-sit down.

129
00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,552
Sit down, you don't
blow your chance on TV

130
00:09:12,618 --> 00:09:16,956
by arguing over umoja.
Umoja.

131
00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:20,192
Baby, introduce our next guest.

132
00:09:20,259 --> 00:09:21,861
Because the Bookers,
you know, they just--

133
00:09:21,928 --> 00:09:25,064
Next, next, we're gonna enjoy
the rhythmic stylings

134
00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:28,401
of the Dancing Johnsons.

135
00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:51,724
You better be dancing, girl.

136
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,135
Hey, man.

137
00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:39,105
Oh, they bad!
Oh, they bad!

138
00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:43,676
They bad, they bad, they bad,
y'all, they bad, they bad!

139
00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:45,878
I gotta tell you this thing
gives me all emotion

140
00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,647
when I see
good dancing like that

141
00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:52,118
because you just don't see
good dancing like that today.

142
00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:56,222
Oh, oh, they bad.
Oh, they bad.

143
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,190
Oh, man, forget them!

144
00:10:58,290 --> 00:10:59,892
Where's BeBe and CeCe at?

145
00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:00,993
Yeah!

146
00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,229
You want BeBe and CeCe.

147
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,231
Get her up, BeBe and CeCe.

148
00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:24,944
Oh, I'm sorry about this, CeCe,
I got this.

149
00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:27,113
I know I asked them
to get Santa down here

150
00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:30,583
but damn the sleigh
just got here. Hold on.

151
00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:32,151
Now what's up, Santa?
Are you crazy?

152
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,754
We-we-we on live.
What's up?

153
00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:38,657
I'll tell you what's up.
I hate this time of the year.

154
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,727
That's what's up, Bruh-man.

155
00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,329
Now I know what it is.

156
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,997
No, you gotta deal with them on
the calm level.

157
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:46,465
He's alright,
he's like, alright.

158
00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:48,768
Now listen,
okay, I think you better

159
00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:52,338
reach back down in your bag
of jolliness, okay?

160
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:55,074
And bring out some
ho, ho, ho.

161
00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:01,480
No. No, no, no,
you better do as I say.

162
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:06,418
Or else I'll turn this Christmas
into the Fourth of July.

163
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:11,957
Ho, ho, ho, ho!

164
00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:19,698
As you can see,
I am fully strapped.

165
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:24,436
I can go here,
take one or two of out..

166
00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:27,640
...or I can go here
and blow us all up.

167
00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:29,542
'Cause I ain't got
nothing to lose.

168
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,177
- Alright, now, uh--
- No.

169
00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:32,945
Baby, I'mma have to do this,
okay?

170
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:34,313
And you gotta
understand as a man

171
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:35,648
I got to handle this!

172
00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:37,550
Okay, somebody's
got to tell him.

173
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,318
Right now, uh..

174
00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:42,488
Ah, now, now, now.

175
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:46,058
T-t-there's no need for
innocent people to get hurt.

176
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,828
I mean all you-you-you need
is one hostage.

177
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:52,631
Generally in a hostage situation
they only want-want one

178
00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:55,067
you know, because other people
just get in your way.

179
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:59,004
Ah, uh, so why don't you let
everybody else go--

180
00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:02,308
- No.
- No, baby. And, uh, keep Pam.

181
00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:07,213
- You're gonna keep me?
- No, I don't want her.

182
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:13,319
See, my wife left me,
and I, and I lost my job

183
00:14:13,385 --> 00:14:15,921
and I ain't going nowhere
till I get 'em both back!

184
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:19,658
E-e-excuse me, B-B-Brother Claus

185
00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:22,094
um, this is between
you and Martin.

186
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,929
You know what I'm saying?
Not me.

187
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,165
So, so, you know what,
I gotta go visit my aunt

188
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:29,902
because she got some fierce
candy yams and, uh, uh..

189
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,604
You haven't had
your hair rolled up

190
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,106
with a stick of dynamite, baby?

191
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,008
Tommy, you better get them.

192
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:38,110
Whoa, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on. Hold on.

193
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:39,245
You don't know, man.
Wait a minute.

194
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:40,546
- Tommy.
- Hold on!

195
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:41,947
- No, no, no, no. Now, daddy--
- Tommy.

196
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,949
Daddy gonna handle this.
You hold these, baby.

197
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,451
He's talking about my woman..

198
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,119
You don't talk to my woman
like that, man.

199
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,955
- Who the hell are you?
- I'm her beautician, daddy.

200
00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:51,724
I'm her..

201
00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:56,528
Hold up. He handles..

202
00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:58,430
Handle your business, daddy.

203
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,132
I'm in control.

204
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,568
And right now..

205
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:06,472
Oh, see, right now
I want BeBe and CeCe

206
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,240
to sing me a little song.

207
00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:09,742
Ah, BeBe and CeCe Winans

208
00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:12,645
I think we got
a-a little request.

209
00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:17,616
No, no, no. Don't.
Now, don't y'all play me.

210
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,251
You come right here, babe,
right here

211
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:21,820
and sing that little song
and sing it right.

212
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:22,922
Sing it.

213
00:15:26,992 --> 00:15:28,327
There you go.

214
00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:47,479
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoo.

215
00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:50,516
CeCe, you're so fine.

216
00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:55,421
'Ah, I don't,
I don't wanna answer that--'

217
00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,022
You, you answer that phone.

218
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,457
- No, no.
- Come on, come on.

219
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,025
- Look, hold on.
- And don't get cute.

220
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,961
- Alright. Come on.
- Tommy, swing on.

221
00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:04,830
Okay, okay, hold,
okay, well, hold your horse.

222
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:05,931
- Answer the phone.
- Okay.

223
00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:06,999
Well, don't slam me on it

224
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:08,801
on the thing now.

225
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:12,204
Alright, okay? Easy, easy.

226
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,010
Yo, Martin, what's up, man?
It's me Cole.

227
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:21,880
Yo, I'm watching your show,
this is a funny episode, boy.

228
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,984
Thank you, Cole, but this,
not now, it's not a good time.

229
00:16:25,050 --> 00:16:27,553
Um, okay, look, I know you
kind of busy and all, right?

230
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,488
I was wondering if I could have
the last little swallow

231
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:31,323
the juice you left
in the fridge.

232
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,826
Cole, not now, alright?

233
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:37,329
Well, how long you planning
on saving a juice, man?

234
00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:39,898
Listen, Cole, now I'm not
playing, this is serious!

235
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,900
This is not a joke, okay?

236
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,902
Brother Claus is right here

237
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,371
and he said ain't nobody
going nowhere

238
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,039
till he gets Sister Claus,
alright?

239
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:48,874
If you don't get it
we all done.

240
00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:50,142
Hold on, I think he wants
to speak to you.

241
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:53,512
Yeah, yeah.
Find my baby, clown.

242
00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:57,149
Find his baby, clown.

243
00:16:57,216 --> 00:17:00,152
Okay. Later, Cole.
Get her down here now.

244
00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:05,891
Damn, Brother Claus.

245
00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:08,927
Sister Claus
must got you worked.

246
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:12,231
I'm not gonna say it again

247
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:14,566
if I don't get what I want
in half an hour--

248
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:18,170
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're gonna blow us all up.

249
00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:21,273
Santa, you've been talking
that yack all night.

250
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,275
You done messed up my Christmas
and my hair.

251
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,676
Yeah, you made me late for work.

252
00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:28,680
Oh, shut up, man,
you probably a-ain't got no job.

253
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:33,285
Now, look, Brother Claus,
uh, uh, we got somebody out

254
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,387
trying to find Sister Claus,
okay?

255
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:37,556
I don't know what we can do
about your job.

256
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,058
There's not really much
we can do.

257
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:40,626
I don't even fill out
applications

258
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:44,263
but I-I think we got something
you might like a little better.

259
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:45,964
Uh, uh, Maria,
c-come-come tell him

260
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,299
what we was talking about

261
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,134
when you had told me
about the things

262
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,202
that you probably could do..

263
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:51,470
Oh, yeah, that's right

264
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:52,571
If you, if you give us

265
00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:54,907
the exclusive rights
to your story

266
00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:57,609
we'll pay you
for your first interview.

267
00:17:57,709 --> 00:18:00,979
And then after that, after that
we-we talk about movie rights.

268
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,214
Yeah, you're right,
you're right.

269
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:03,615
'Brother Claus it's 5-0

270
00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:05,284
'there's somebody here
to see you.'

271
00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:06,618
'Now stay cool because
we're sending 'em through.'

272
00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:08,987
No tricks.

273
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,890
Hey, Martin, look, I found
that lady you was asking me for.

274
00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:13,325
Is this her?

275
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,798
Oh, baby.

276
00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:22,134
Rufus, what the hell
you doing up here

277
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:23,435
messing up
these people's Christmas?

278
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,003
Oh, look, baby.

279
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,639
Times is hard and-and I-I
wouldn't bring no money in

280
00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:29,975
so I had to do what I had to do

281
00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:32,244
to give you a Merry Christmas,
babe.

282
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:34,346
By hijacking a TV station?

283
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,014
Oh, baby, see..

284
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,783
Oh, uh, we're on TV.

285
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,919
I done all this for you and you
are worried about getting on TV?

286
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:43,322
Oh, baby, I'mma, I hold all
these people hostage--

287
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,524
Ho-h-hold on.

288
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,993
Ah, uh, uh, Brother Claus Rufus

289
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,162
l-let me handle it, okay?

290
00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:52,197
Ah, Sister Claus?

291
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,365
- Sister Claus?
- Huh?

292
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,766
Oh, yeah. Hey, how are you?

293
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:57,369
Um, I don't know if you know,
Sister Claus

294
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,938
but t-this man really loves you.

295
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:03,208
Yo, I don't know, he was all in
Ms. CeCe's face to me.

296
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,611
- I let you--
- Oh, oh, baby, he right.

297
00:19:05,677 --> 00:19:07,813
I-I love you, baby.

298
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,849
See? See what, see what he feels
about the love for you?

299
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,454
Okay, Peaches, I love you too.

300
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:18,290
Oh, uh-uh, but don't touch me
because you got the bomb on you.

301
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:20,726
Oh, baby,
these are Rufus Jr.'s toys

302
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,528
it ain't even real.

303
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,398
Hold up. Hold up!

304
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,000
You had us hemmed up all night

305
00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:29,835
and these ain't even real?

306
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,403
Tommy, drop him.

307
00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:35,407
Take his chin, Tommy.

308
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,409
Baby, look at that,
that is the Christmas spirit.

309
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,011
Now, that is love, honey.
Look at that.

310
00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:41,180
No, it ain't love, Gina,
that's crazy! Huh!

311
00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:43,248
He had us hemmed up all night
and this ain't even real.

312
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,250
You can take the pin out of
this thing and just throw that.

313
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,419
Oh, uh, hey, man,
t-that one ain't no toy

314
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,388
that's live,
you got a few seconds..

315
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,924
You goin', your show gonna
be the bomb for real.

316
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,430
- Baby, I got it! I got it!
- Got it, got it.

317
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:03,001
- I got it!
- Got it. Ugh! Oh! Got it.

318
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,103
This the last Christmas show
I'm coming to.

319
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,173
This is ridiculous.
I never in my life--

320
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,242
My baby saved my life once
again.

321
00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:11,610
She got it. She saved me.

322
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,912
I wanna thank you for joining me
on my wonderful..

323
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:15,113
Excuse me, baby.

324
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,448
My wonderful Christmas special.

325
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,284
Join us next year,
same time same place.

326
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:22,387
BeBe, CeCe, take us home.

327
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:39,972
Say it, sing it, tell it.

328
00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:56,655
Ah, baby.

329
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:57,990
Yeah.

330
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,459
- Me! Me, me, me, me!
- That's for you.

331
00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:02,461
I-I wanted to give it to you
on the air

332
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:05,597
but, uh, you know, because of
the bomb situation I couldn't.

333
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,132
I understand.
I, can I open it?

334
00:21:07,232 --> 00:21:08,667
- Open it, open it.
- It's 12 o'clock.

335
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:09,801
Ah-ha, hit it.

336
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,972
Martin,
oh, it's tennis bracelet

337
00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:15,907
You said you didn't
get it for me.

338
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:17,843
I got it.

339
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:18,944
- Girl..
- Love you.

340
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,279
Don't be beating me up.

341
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:21,847
Well, that's what
Christmas is for.

342
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,683
- That's what it's about.
- Hey, Martin.

343
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,318
Yeah, yeah.

344
00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:28,186
Ah, why don't we go on the back

345
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,522
so I can let you
unwrap your gift.

346
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,029
I mean, I got my gift..

347
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,300
Well, why do we have to
take it to the back?

348
00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:42,301
Why what's up?

349
00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:43,468
We can just go right up

350
00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:44,803
under the Christmas tree.

351
00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:46,538
Oh, boy,
under the Christmas tree?

352
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,807
Now, I just don't know
about that one here.

353
00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:52,010
You know about it.
I'm about to take you there.

354
00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:54,846
- I'll take you.
- Uh-huh, I'll take you there.


